August in New York City—half-past eight. He sips red wine (Château de Beaucastel) as half a dozen women percolate bilingually in English and Chanel. Across the room: a painting by Vermeer. A concert grand, a woman. She’ll finesse a Reidel “O” with lips like Everclear. She’s tall. She’s Harvard. Men have died for less. Between Coquilles Saint-Jacques and caviar he’s crossed the room. He plays Rachmaninoff. She smiles. He’s suave. She knows the repertoire. Clothes? Tailor made. Hers? Hemmed by Molotov. He polishes a last insouciant riff. He stands. He kisses her hand. She says: “As if.”